Labour – Make Poverty Permanent.

by 2mac on April 9, 2011

Dear English, Irish and Welsh Cousins,

This is a little bit of an indulgence as you are not facing the prospect of more Labour.

Here in Scotland it is a very real possibility. Labour are in their element blaming the whole world for the debt they created, pointing fingers at anyone who tries to sort the financial crisis.

The BBC Scotland Labour Branch minions are outdoing themselves as usual. We live in a propaganda state controlled by the Labour Party. Here is the lost first draft of a speech by the Leader of Labour in Scotland. Obviously they will deny it but where else could it have come from?

Manifesto – Make Poverty Permanent

Foreword:Ian Elmer Fudd Gray – Member of Scottish Parliament (Red Ed Militants Boy in Scotland)

Like Comrade Miliband I too had a dream! I dreamt we destroyed growth, I dreamt we slashed employment opportunities and I dreamt we taxed businesses to oblivion. I had a dream that all of Scotland felt like the East End of Glasgow.

All we do, we do for a reason. We do so because unemployment is at the heart of labour’s electoral base, it offers the best chance of a better life for our MPs, and empowers the grievance politics of our Trade Union paymasters. The chance of a good life should be our birthright rather than an accident of birth for all members of our socialist inner circle, our families and political minions at the BBC.

Poverty in the areas we represent is not by accident. It is the result of decades of political incompetence, inexperience of real world enterprise and a firm ideology that everyone must be equally held back. (Except the ruling elite of the socialist party who must lead the masses).

Take my own excellent example. I was a student in the 1970′s who then became a public sector worker teaching in a secondary school in Edinburgh. I saw teenagers lose their future and their hopes through unemployment and I rejoiced at another generation of Labour voters.

I marched and protested at the cuts in the 1980′s that reversed the near bankruptcy of the UK following the previous Labour administrations total incompetence because in my heart I am a socialist hypocrite and without any real world experience of tax generation in enterprise I simply cry like a teenager who wants more pocket money. I cannot understand how the money is generated. We are the terminator of dreams for any person, region or country that dreams of a better future through hard work, personal endeavour and ambition.

We can take a different path to the leading economies of the world, we can eradicate the great achievements of the past. We can still continue to support communist big state monopolies long after the Russians and the Chinese have moved to wealth generation through enterprise. If we are elected we can kill off all inspiration for the future, we can kill any hope of a job in the private sector and we will kill off all innovation.

You, the people, can live a life your great grandfather knew.

We can expand our control through more public sector jobs to increase the funding for the Unions who in turn fund the Labour party. The vision that guides me is a Scotland of full public sector employment; a more equally shit Scotland, with no freedom to give full expression to who we feel we are, obsessed with political correctness and grievance politics of minority interest pressure groups who will all get an increase in public funding. If you elect Labour, I promise we will increase the public sector to a size not seen since the Chinese Revolution.

We will end youth unemployment by giving everyone a non job at the council paid for by more borrowing we cannot pay back. I cannot balance the Scottish budget, I refuse to balance it. We will not reform our public services and cut the cost of governing. We can do this if we focus relentlessly on what matters to us and avoid the tough choices. That’s what Labour exists to do. This is our programme for Scotland.

I am standing to be First Minister of Scotland. I believe there are still enough idiots left in the Strathclyde area who will vote for more poverty, more deprivation and more economic sink estates full of crime long enough for me to become a peer in the House of Lords like all the great Socialists before me.

We can create powerful trade unions led by men on six figure salaries who will call strikes to grind the whole country to a halt and blame it on everyone else. We have the resolve and utter lack of intergrity to deny any responsibility for the financial mess of the UK and Scotland after 14 years of Labour rule in London and nearly 50 years of Labour control in Scotland. I make no apologies for the scale of my ambition for Scotland.

This manifesto obviously talks to the concerns of the people of Scotland: jobs, business, safer streets, better schools, our NHS, our environment but that is to give talking points to our comrades in the BBC so we can hide our wider agenda of incompetence through public sector expansionism. We can deploy our many friends in the Labour controlled media to promote our agenda word for word in the Press, TV and Radio.

This manifesto is the widest and deepest fabrication ever undertaken by any political party in this country. Give Labour your trust once again we will do for your future generations what every labour government has done in the past.

Trust Labour to lie to you when there is a problem, trust Labour to deny the structural deficit, trust Labour to create more debt, trust Labour to change accounting rules to hide PFI debt, trust Labour to make all of Scotland feel like the East End of Glasgow.

Trust Labour if you are a total idiot.

Intra-generational Labour

by 2mac on April 13, 2010

Worse Than Mephedrone

Following on from the Mephedrone ban a more sinister and dangerous threat needs to be eradicated from the streets of the UK.

Its use has been endemic in the sink estates of Scotland, Wales and Northern England for generations.

Some people started using ‘Labour’ when they were at University in the 60′s, everyone was doing it. There did not seem to be any harm in it at the time. It was ‘cool’.

But the Labour dealers in the 90’s created a hybrid strain called Nu-Labour, it is very different, its more dangerous and much more potent, it’s 10 times more harmful than the Labour your parents were using back in their day.

People who started using Nu-Labour in the 90′s are now all wishing they had never taken those first fateful steps or even heard of Nu Labour. The lives of many have been ruined beyond repair.

Using any form of Labour has been linked to mental illness in many vulnerable people. Using Labour has had negative effects on all ages that have used it. Children who are not even using Labour yet are seeing their parents using it and they think it is normal. They grow up not questioning the use of Labour.

The Labour Dealers at first pretend to be your friend but that is just to gain your trust; in the end you always end up in dire straights and financially ruined with nowhere to turn and no hope.

Once Labour becomes popular in an area the place changes. People stop going to work, stop caring about their communities. The whole area suffers. Many deprived areas are now awash with Labour addicts that are so scared they cannot face life without Labour.

These poor people cannot even imagine a life without Labour. Their horizons have been so warped they start to believe Labour is their only friend. If you try to help them move away from using Labour they can become very resistant and even aggressive.

After using Nu Labour just three times hundreds of thousands of people have lost their homes, many people have lost their jobs, lost their pensions and their savings meanwhile the financial demands from the Labour Dealers keep coming.

The Labour dealers are also involved in money lending, corruption, illegal violence. When a Nu Labour Dealer gets caught the police never seem to be able to get a conviction no matter how blatant the crime. They seem to be able to apologise and get away with it. Some have even been caught on film but it appears the police work for them. I suspect the Labour Dealers have some financial arrangement with Law Enforcement and judges.

Some people who have stood up to Labour dealers have died suddenly without explanation or investigation. People are too scared to question what happened.

The founder of Nu-Labour lives safely abroad now, he has registered his children with Irish passports, he rarely sets foot in this country; his successor, El Gordo, is believed to be a violent and threatening individual. People who have tried to stop Labour dealers and their plans have been dealt with very harshly.

The Nu-Labour dealers want a broken people who are dependent on them for occasional handouts. They want you to feel like you owe them. That there is no other choice.

Thing are so bad now that “Things Can Now Only Get Better” once we get rid of Labour.

Just say NO! Change your life. Your Kids deserve better!”

The Militant Wet Dream…..

by 2mac on March 30, 2011

Fiends, Homo’s, Councilmen!

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for opportunist hypocrisy in the history of our nation. 1 year ago, a great socialist, in whose shambolic shadow we stand today, signed the European Financial Stability Facility.

This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to free billions of pounds from the taxpaying slaves, those same slaves who are now being seared in the flames of withering recession. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long captivity of wealth by capitalist people but our work is still not completed.

One Trillion Pounds later all the tax payers money is still is not free. One Trillion Pounds later the taxpayer is still not totally crippled by the manacles of multiculturalism and the chains of the disability discrimination act. One Trillion Pounds later, the taxpayer lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One Trillion Pounds later, the taxpayer is still languishing in the corners of British society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatise a shameful condition, a condition called mock outrage.

In a sense we have come to our nation’s capital to cash a cheque that we have no idea how to repay. When the architects of our New Labour wrote the magnificent words of the Labour Party Manifesto and the Pledge Card they were signing a promissory note to which every Brit was to fall heir for several generations. Our great leaders have spent the money of people who have not even been born yet.

It is obvious today that the evil Coalition has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as the public sector is concerned. Instead of honouring this sacred obligation of pay rises every year regardless of performance and need, Britain’s government has given the public sector a reality “cheque” which has come back marked “insufficient funds.” But we refuse to believe that the bank of idealism is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of this nation. We refuse to admit the Gordon sold all the Gold at a historic low to empty the vaults of this nation.

So we have come to cash this cheque — a cheque that will give us upon demand the riches of job security and pension entitlement unknown in the real world, unknown in the private sector and totally unfunded and unsustainable. We come here today for self interest.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind Britain that there is no fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cutting spending off or to take the tranquillizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of our Union backers that everyone can get everything without having to repay any part. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of reality to the sunlit path of Labours Plan, a plan of communist era philosophy or economic imaginations. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quick sands of financial stability to the solid rock of our new system called Edconomics. Now is the time to make dreaming a reality for all of the people at the treasury. We shall always refer to cuts in investment when in reality we are talking about reducing borrowing. We will talk about rights and never consider the public sector wrongs.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Public Sectors legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of pay rises and overtime payments for all. We want the taxpayer to provide us with a better deal than they receive themselves and we want them to pay for services nobody needs nor wants. We want them to pay a lot of money for the right to be endowed with more bureaucratic red tape.

This is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the public sector needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to relying on businesses, innovation and enterprise, as is usual in every other nation.

There will be no transgender equality coordinators working in Britain until the Public Sector is granted its unfunded Protected rights Superannuated pension scheme. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of retirement on 50% of their final salary plus a tax free lump sum.

In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not feel guilty for destroying our country. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for money by drinking from the cup of efficiency and prudence. We are the public sector and we deserve all our rewards for years of sitting in a warm council office doing nothing but shuffling paper and making up unworkable rules.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of idealism and trade unionism. We must not allow our protest to degenerate into economic reality and financial necessity.

The marvellous new militancy which has engulfed the Public Sector since labour left power must not lead us to a distrust of all Private Sector Tax Payers,their destiny is tied up with our destiny. They have come to realize that their winning Public Sector Tenders is inextricably bound to our Union Membership rules.

As we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always spend money in advance of generating it, We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of public sector, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Tax Payer can be taxed more.

We can never be satisfied, as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel expenses and three course meals at council HQ, as long as we cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highway and the hotels of the cities for less than £150 B&B.

We cannot be satisfied as long as the basic job progression is from a smaller department to a senior management is based on length of service not ability. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are employed by our friends in other departments.

We cannot be satisfied as long as we can submit multiple postal vote forms to control elections. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until money rolls down like waters and political correctness like a mighty stream.
I am not unmindful that you have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned pension contributions is your right.

Go back to Liverpool, go back to Glasgow, go back to South Glamorgan, go back to London, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will continue as long as we keep wasting money and providing the same shit services.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the white guilt ridden middle class socialist imagination.

I have a dream that one day this Trade Union will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all public sector pension schemes are created equal and unfunded based on final salary not contribution regardless of the damage it will do to the country and future generations.”

I have a dream that one day the sons of former bankers and the sons of former bank account owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the civil service, a state organisation sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an unelected labour supporting quango.

Let free money drip from the gold capped supperannuation pension schemes!
Let free money drip from the curvaceous slopes of Council Halls!
But not only that; let free money drip from expense accounts of all left leaning Thinktanks and Quangos
Let free money drip from the wallet of our media luvvies at the BBC!
Let free money drip from every hill and molehill in the third world who have never been to the UK. From every mountainside, Let free money drip.

And when this happens, when we allow free money to drip, when we let it drip from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old socialist ideology,

“We are Skint at last! Skint at last! Thank the lefty works shy middle aged students who have never worked a day in a tax generating environment, we are skint at last! and so is the next two generations.